i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
