Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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