Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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