I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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