There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We left the knife in your bed.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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