ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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