was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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