The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
