I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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