my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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