I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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