how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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