toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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