I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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