birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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