i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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