Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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