Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
After tacos, we're chasing women.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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