I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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