U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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