so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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