I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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