hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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