i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I had to cum in my sink.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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