what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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