Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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