Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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