fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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