Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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