so let's talk penis.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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