And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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