what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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