Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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