time to smoke my breakfast
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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