when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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