I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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