I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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