I want to walk on stilts...naked
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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