This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The power of my boobs compel you
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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