you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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