That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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