are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Drake has all the answers
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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