Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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