Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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