I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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