Who wears a wallet chain?!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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