He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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