Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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