No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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