i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
two words...techno handjob
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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