Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???