tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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