i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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