Need sex. Gaining weight.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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