420 ftw
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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