You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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